Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (65/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Finish M-01
Download PonziPal
Have PonziPal remove ransomware for you
Download spyware
Get doxxed
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
Lose to the suicide virus
Download ransomware
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn how to use the map.
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Collect a tape.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.